We Them One's Comedy Tour

 
PRESENTED BY
AUSTIN TELCO FEDERAL CREDIT UNION

• ORDER ONLINE
• For questions, call 512-600-5013 or email premium@hebcenter.com. (Deadline to purchase is 4/27/27 at 11:59pm)

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ALL IN Premium Loge Packages includes:

• Reserved seat in the East Loge - 2nd level/suite level in the 200 sections (There are only 3 rows of seating here)
  • Rows S & T (rows 1 & 2) - wider, more comfortable leather seating
  • Row U -  barstool seating with small ledge in front for food & beverage
• One (1) general lot parking pass is included for every two (2) tickets purchased.
• ALL IN Wristband valid for:
  • 1 trip through the Chef’s Table located in the East Loge. Menu will vary based on event. Sample menus include (subject to change):
    • Chicken Parmesan or Italian Meatballs + sides & dessert
    • Herb Roasted Chicken or Sliced Steak + sides & dessert
    • Chicken or Beef Fajitas + sides & dessert
  • 2 beer/wine drinks (no mixed drinks) at either The Breakaway Bar or Love Street Lounge in the East Loge
  • Unlimited non-alcoholic beverages in the East Loge

$150 per ticket (no additional fees)

6 ticket limit per purchase

ALREADY PURCHASED?

Once you have placed your order, proceed up to the 2nd level to collect your wristband(s) for food & beverage at the "Check-In" table located near section 201.

Parking

H-E-B Center at Cedar Park features more than 2,600 parking spaces on its property, including parking for patrons with disabilities located in Lots B, F, G. Prices for parking vary by event and parking is CREDIT CARD ONLY. Parking is available for a discount rate when purchased in advance, which can be found below and at Ticketmaster.com for most events. 

Day-Of-Event / On-Site Parking Rates:
$25 - General Lot*
$40 - Premium Lot B adjacent to East main entrance (limited availability)*
$45 - Premium Circle Lot located in front of the East main entrance (limited availability)*
$40 - General Lot Busses (Vehicles requiring 2 spaces)
*Discount applies when purchased in advance.

VETERAN PARKING: H-E-B Center offers complimentary parking to disabled veterans and Purple Heart recipients with valid vehicle plates. Please notify the parking attendant upon arrival at the facility.

DIRECTIONS & PARKING MAP

Discount Parking Passes Available when Purchased in Advance:

It is H-E-B Center policy that every person entering the building must go through a security screening process. Please arrive early to allow for this process.

H-E-B Center enforces a NO re-entry policy. Once you exit the building, you will not be allowed back into the building.

CASHLESS VENUE

All major credit/debit card and Apple Pay are accepted in the venue. Please note, Apple Pay is currently not accepted at the box office or in the parking lots.

BAG POLICY

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• All bags entering H-E-B Center are subject to search.
• Clear bags cannot be any larger than 16" x 8" x 16"
  • Clear bags cannot have any colored tinting or obstructive patterns.
• Non-clear bags cannot be any larger than 5" x 9" x 2"

Exceptions may be made for diaper bags (with child present) or bags required for medical purposes.
 

Prohibited Items 
 

• Clear bags cannot be any larger than 16" x 8" x 16"
• Non-clear bags cannot be any larger than 5" x 9" x 2" 
  • Exceptions may be made for diaper bags (with child present) or bags required for medical purpose
• Drones
• Weapons of any kind (guns, knives, Tasers, mace, or glass)
• Umbrellas larger than 12" or tents that can block the view of other guests
• Air horns or noise makers
• Confetti or streamers
• Signs or banners larger than 22" x 28" in size
• Video recording devices (i.e. GoPro), long lens professional cameras, tri-pods, (approved and credentialed media excluded)
• Explosives or explosive devices, including, but not limited to fireworks, poppers and cap guns. 

See complete list of prohibited items.